UK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-idDbIfGvw

No. I am not that old. It was re-released due to the film 'Ghost'. At least it wasn't the song that followed it as number one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE&ob=av2e *Shudder*

The only good thing about that song is the opening nicked from Bowie and Queen's 'Under Pressure'

In the States:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQt36Cur8iU&ob=av2n

Christ! That is bloody awful.

Germany:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAGygIwNqQ0

Having scoured the album charts of the world for a decent song released on my birthday The Netherlands have come up trumps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zua9RlosehI&feature=fvst

I have been trying to find out what that song was ever since it was on The Simpsons.