09/09/2008 @ 01:05:50: Neptune: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
This off topic thread is for funny sayings, quotes or jokes you may have heard at any point in time.
09/09/2008 @ 01:06:34: Neptune: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
I went to a New Years Eve party once here in Wilmington. They had novelty party items including party hats with text on them.
One hat said:
"I fart in the bathtub, and then I eat the bubbles"
09/09/2008 @ 09:25:08: BlackIce_GTS: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or, by imbeciles who really mean it" - Mark Twain
10/09/2008 @ 02:05:38: Neptune: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather, so It moved to Finland.
Now Santa Claus is missing.
10/09/2008 @ 02:18:23: Neptune: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have the film.
10/09/2008 @ 04:58:34: taxiguy: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather, so It moved to Finland.
Now Santa Claus is missing.
Since when does Santa Claus live in Finland?
10/09/2008 @ 05:13:07: Neptune: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
I do not know (I typed it in same fashion as I read it) ask the person who made the joke.
10/09/2008 @ 06:59:14: atom: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
Everyone know that Santa lives in Rovaniemi.
10/09/2008 @ 09:11:42: chris40: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
Seen on the back of a huge articulated truck on the Autobahn near Munich:
“Hier arbeiten 460 Pferde und 1 Esel” (Working here are 460 horses and one donkey).
22/09/2008 @ 01:37:27: taxiguy: Funny sayings, or quotes ...
I just remembered a good car related one from a few years ago, "GM is a healthcare provider that makes vehicles on the side"