I think you might have gotten the wrong end of the stick here I'm not looking to have another SUV discussion so let's not get into one.

I think Neptune makes use of the Expedition's towing capacity, so I don't it's think like he's one of these people who own an SUV that has capabilities they never have any use for. Sure he probably doesn't use these capabilities in everyday driving, but I think his vehicle is useful to him other times (when you own a trailer you need a car that can pull it). And he does go offroad.

And (although I never meant to refer to this) sixcyl shouldn't really post thumbnails of nude women, but I suppose he's not breaking any laws.